A great blogger will make you laugh.
Melanie Sherman delivers every time. Her post this week took us straight into the brain.
"It is said we only use 10% of our brain. I like to think of that 10% as a thriving metropolis, like New York City (and I'm the mayor). But as in NYC, there are brain cell murders going on, and drive-by shootings by the "Stress Gang." So if I started getting low on virtual memory, why wouldn't I get on Amazon.com and order some new cells from the suburbs of my brain (the 90%) that aren't being used, to be delivered into my memory center in the heart of my city? I mean, really, what are those brain cells in my suburbs doing, anyway?
So I did a little research and found out the brain cells I'm not currently using are all part of a National Park System in my brain, and they cannot be used for any other purpose. My brain is made up of 10% city, and 90% National Park." From Meanderings of Melanie.Let's get out into the park service and collect our brains, and here's my favorite quotes of the week!
Found |
Source
| Quote |
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Fri, Sep 9 | “I thought I was an only child, but it seems I have a sister.” Bill Cameron, objecting. | |
Sat, Sep 10 |
OH (overheard) by Ken Bilderback: “We didn’t make whiskey, and they didn’t milk cows.” | |
Sun, Sep 11 | (Drawn. Not spoken). Original artwork from David Speranza, deaf cartoonist living in Vancouver. His work debuted here. | |
Mon, Sep 12 | Stories Matter | “Write a book about idealism clashing with reality and the need for both to be present in our lives.” Chris Martin. [Amen] |
Tue, Sep 13 | “OH by @TheClassicCarol: Nixon was the original Palin.” | |
Wed, Sep 14 | Bike Portland | “Nobody cares more about price than a newbie.” Michael Andersen, a guy who goes almost everywhere by carrying his bicycle on TriMet. |
Thur, Sep 15 | Blog | “...a hormone called cortisol, which kills brain cells in the hippocampus (I think that was the campus where I lived during my college years--).” Melanie Sherman, covering the brain on her blog. |