Me, a volunteer at school with duct tape to promote convos. |
I'd like to celebrate the clever and delightful young woman who prances around my home masquerading as a teen, when in reality she is a wise and soulful friend.
She has three current missions:
1. Make sure I don't wear clothes to work that look like carpet
2. Feed granola bars to beggars stationed at busy intersections
[Read Adventure Hour . . . ]
3. Say things I don't want to forget, so I write them down
She is practically impossible to embarrass and I try wholeheartedly.
Let me know if this works . . .
Overheard |
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Fri, Aug 12 | “You know, I'm a pack-rat, but I don't collect things, I collect people.” After combing through list of Facebook friends and downsizing from 600 to 300. |
Sat, Aug 13 | Friend: “Have you heard 60 is the new 40?” My Daughter: “My mom is old, too.” |
Sun, Aug 14 | “Apparently, there is a limited number of times you can change your name on Facebook.” |
Mon, Aug 15 | Grandpa: “Ignoring the phone does not stop it from ringing.” Daughter texts me: “I don't think he knows how to ignore calls.” |
Tue, Aug 17 | Me: “I was born to be chauffeured.” Daughter: “You were born to walk.” |
Wed, Aug 17 | Me happily checking in on Foursquare Daughter: “People know your location now. They could kill you.” |
Thur, Aug 18 | Me coming home late from the office Daughter: “Maybe you'll divorce work!” |
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